- "Rip Taylor Is God" – 1:23
- "We Are The Knuckleheads" – 2:39
- "Legend In My Spare Time" – 3:05
- "B.H.G.P.S.A." – 0:22
- "Mama Say" – 2:59
- "Kids In America" – 4:23
- "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" – 3:56
- "The Evils Of Placenta Hustling" – 0:19
- "One Way" – 3:05
- "Shitty Record Offer" – 0:58
- "Go Down" – 2:26
- "Earlameyer The Butt Pirate" – 0:09
- "No Rest For The Wicked" – 2:50
- "She Ain't Got No Legs" – 2:28
- "We Like Meat" – 0:04
- "Coo Coo Ca Choo" – 2:36
- "Rang Dang" – 3:02
- "Nightmare At The Apollo" – 0:56
- "K.I.D.S. Incorporated" – 2:20
- Faixa escondida – 0:47